We're glad you're here. Please take a deep breath, because we're about to take you on a journey into the depths of bureaucratic despair.
As you've probably noticed, this isn't your ordinary, run-of-the-mill form. Oh no, this one's got layers, like a well-cooked onion. You'll need to navigate the labyrinthine corridors of our department's inner workings, all while being bombarded by the sweet scent of desperation.
Here's a brief guide to get you started:
Please take a few minutes to complete our 37-page application form, carefully filling out each question with the utmost detail. Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.
Click here to start the form.We'll review your application, take a sip of our finest office coffee, and contemplate the meaning of life. Or, you know, just take a few minutes to process the sheer volume of paperwork.
Check your email for our response.If you're not satisfied with our initial response, don't worry! We have a team of highly trained professionals ready to review your case, all while sipping their morning coffee. Just don't ask us to actually do any actual work.
Submit your appeal form.And so it goes, my friend. Welcome to the never-ending cycle of paperwork and existential dread.